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      Published: 2009-02-22 Chapters: 2/2 Words: 1675
****** Three Dilemmas, Three Words, Three Mates ******
by Irish Culchie Gal [archived by HPFandom_archivist]
Summary
     HP/Twilight/Cherub Crossover. No need to of read either Twlight or
     Cherub to understand.
     Harry, Edward and James all have problems. Could they be each others
     answers?
Notes
     Note from SeparatriX, the archivist: this story was originally
     archived at HP_Fandom, which was closed for health and financial
     reasons. To preserve the archive, I began manually importing its
     works to the AO3 as an Open Doors-approved project in August 2016. I
     e-mailed all creators about the move and posted announcements, but
     may not have reached everyone. If you are (or know) this creator,
     please contact me using the e-mail address on HP_Fandom_collection
     profile.
***** Prologue *****
Hogwarts is the new Cherub Campus. Harry Potter and the rest of Hogwarts are
their newest agents.
CARLISLE CULLEN has been asked to be the Campus doctor. KYLE BLUEMAN, a retired
Cherub agent and one of Dr.Cullen's mates,teaches the children martial arts and
history. His other mate, BELLA, teaches english and Health Class to all agents
from ten upwards. ESME is the the therapist. Her mates, ALICE and ROSALIE are
in charge of the childrens wardrobes and pocket money. They also help determine
whether or not children are suitable to train as Cherub agents. EMMETT is the
gym teacher. JASPER, his husband teaches the agents both tactics and how to
control their emotions. EDWARD the only mateless member of the family, teaches
etiquette, french, bomb mechanics and music. EDWARD has lost hope in finding
his mates. To forgot that he is alone, he sleeps around and screws with
people's minds. Despite his marauderish ways, he is well-loved, trusted. His
only flaw is his playboy ways. However the ladies love him and not for sex-
why? HE'S GAY!
HARRY POTTER, has the power to defeat TOM RIDDLE. The problem, he doesn't know
what it is. He needs training. To help him, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, asked CHERUB, the
agency of Veela Child agents, to train Hogwarts, to aide HARRY in the fight
against TOM RIDDLE. As CHERUB has sustained losses in the war also, they have
agreed and have invited THE CULLEN COVEN, to join them and teach. The leader of
the Coven CARLISLE CULLEN, is mated with a former CHERUB agent,
KYLE BLUEMAN, allowing the contact and aide being offered. HARRY wants to
finish the war. Just live his life. Find someone he loves and settle down. One
of the problems though? He is the wizarding world saviour. While the wizarding
world prides itself on not being similiar to muggles, and it is accepting of
HARRY'S type, they would not accept HARRY being one and only HARRY'S closest
friends and those he considers his family know his secret. His secret? HE'S
GAY!
JAMES ADAMS is a recently retired CHERUB agent. He, along with the the other
retired CHERUB agents have been called to HOGWARTS, the new CHERUB campus, to
help train the wizarding worlds saviour HARRY POTTER and the other Hogwarts
Students, to defeat TOM RIDDLE or LORD VOLDEMORT, who is currently attempting
to overtake Britain. MUGGLES are still unaware of the existence of magic. JAMES
teaches the agents n training, Russian, maths and health class. He also helps
run the:- KEEP YOUR LEGS SHUT campaign. Needless to say, this is a bit of a
joke. He is a playboy and the ladies swoon at the sight of James when he uses
his Veela power to....uuuummmmmm.....Coughs....GET LAID. .....coughs.. Anyhow,
he has yet to find his mates and is lonely. James has always joked about
getting two stunning blondes as his mates, there is a problem though. Lately,
James has been watching the ladies less and less.....and the blokes more and
more. James has never given the idea of being gay a second chance. But now, he
is being forced to face the fact that maybe, he won't got two stunning blondes.
Maybe, he'll end up with a petite raven haired-teen and a tall copper-haired
vampire instead............
All three are looking for love, in the wrong places. But what will happen when
all three are fighting the same war, in the same place?
Will James accept the fact that his mates are two guys? and NOT ladies?
Or will he reject them and sentence all three to lonely heartbroken deaths?
Will Harry get over his fear of Voldemort killing those he loves?
Will he let them break down his barriers and love the real him?
Is Edward capable of "destroying his mates souls" and turning them immortal, to
live out their lives together,.......forever?
Read and find out what will happen when these three lonely men discover each
other and fall in love. Will Voldemort be defeated? Harry is one of the most
powerful wizards since the time of MERLIN! James is his equal, only a veela.
What will happen when, in the midst of the war against Voldemort, they discover
that these facts.......... give them the power to reproduce, creating an
entirely new species?
***** JAMES ADAMS!! D-D-Dad?!?! SHIT! *****

Author's notes: James is drunk. Harry is depressed and Edward is.......well
EMO. *Shit! He heard me!! Ducks and hides. Is it safe now?*
And throw all together and get......A severely pissed off Dark Lord. Oh! and I
forgot to say this before! This story is a co-write with my friend, but as she
is not a member of HPfandom. (Shes not old enough yet.) it is posted only on my
account. Enjoy! We do not own anything cept the plot!
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"Ow!"
"Merlin!"
"What the fuck?"
"Language James!"
"The biggest fucking maniac in all of Britain just fuckin' attacked me and
you're worried about my language? So much for sisterly love!"
"Screw you!"
"Sorry, not that into fuckin' incest!"
" No! The homeophobe has arrived! Shit! Run! Hide! The evil psycho has left,
but the gay hater has arrived!"
"Kyle?"
"Yes?"
"Fuck you!"
"OMFG! Has James Adams gone gay? No! Its not possible."
"But he said he wanted to fuck you Kyle........"
Seconds later, Emmett, Kyle's "brother" was flat on the ground, with 210 pounds
of pissed off veela punching him as hard as he could. Not that it made any
difference to the amused vampire, who merely grabbed him by the scruff of the
neck and threw him back to were he had first came from, on top of the wizarding
worlds saviour and Emmett and Kyle's other brother Edward.
"You okay there Harry?"
"Fine, its just the usual injuries, ya know, concussion, sprained wrist, a
fuckin' sore ass and I'm winded. Otherwise I'm fine."
"Eddie?"
"Don't call me that Emma!"
"Edward's fine."
"James is fine."
"And Harry is fine."
Each sentence was said by a different person. No one seemed that concerned by
the fact that Tom Riddle had just attacked. But then they had no cause to. He
had not even hurt anyone that much.
He had basically showed up, threathened Harry and attacked Harry, Edward and
James when the last two had startled him. Edward had teleported in,
unfortunately landing directly in front of the psycho bastard, as he was near
the gates, where the wards ended. Not that Edward couldn't break the wards if
he wanted to, but he would prefer to leave Britain's only school of witchcraft
and wizardry protected from the evil that was dark magic.
Then as James was drunk. Again. He had, well.... let me show you what he
did..........
FLASHBACK
Fuck! He was never touching alcohol again. (Yeah, sure...... We believe you!)
And that bitch! How dare she steal his money? He hadn't even wanted her that
much. Yet, she still thought it necessary to steal 200 Galleons off of him
while he slept.
Great! He had twenty minutes to get to that fuckin' school. That would really
do wonders for his hangover, kids running around, laughing, hanging out with
friends, falling in love, finding out they were ga- No! He would not think
about that. Anyway, he wasn't g- He would not think about that.
He got dressed hurriedly, yet still managing to look like a heartbreaker. And
not the good kind. He didn't take the time to sort his curly blonde hair, only
running a hand through it, keeping the adorable, innocent, (Suuuure) just woke
up look.
James grabbed his wand and everything else he would need until next Friday,
when the rest of his stuff would be moved to Hogwarts. He'd probably forgotten
half of what he needed but..... what the heck! Who cared?
He apparated, concentrating on the front gates of Hogwarts.
"Aaaarggghhh!"
James' concentration was still a little hazy so he landed, not directly in
front of the gates as he wished, but behind some son of a bitch in long
swishing black robes.
He smirked, still slightly drunk and yelled at the prick in front of him, who
was concentrating on the man in front of him.
"Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!"
The bastard spun, his wand pointed at James, silently. This annoyed James, so
he decided to reply himself.
"Oi! Oi! Oi!"
Still dizzy and high from his hungover apparation, James spun around, tripped
over his own two feet and unable to regain his balance, reached out and grabbed
the pricks, who now realised was Voldemort, swishing robes.
Ah shit!
FLASHBACK END
"James Anthony Adams!"
"Fuck! Get out of my way! Get out of the fuckin' way!"
James shoved hopelessly at Edward, who had placed himself in his way
purposefully, laughing.
"No! Merlin-dammit! Get out of the way. I want to live!"
"What in the name of merlin did you think you were doing?"
James froze and turned around slowly, risking a glance at his father.
Severus Snape glared at his son, inwardly laughing at his James' antics. He'd
grabbed the Dark Lord's robes, like a wonky toddler learning to walk.
"Awww. Come on Sev! You haven't even given him a chance to explain! I'm sure
that, James right?"
At James nod Harry directed a question at his old Potions Professor.
"And he is your son?"
"Yes, though I fail to se-"
"I'm sure that your son has a perfectly believe-able lie thought up to tell us.
I mean, surely he inherited that from you."
After thirty seconds of pure silence, the group of people there, laughed. They
only laughed harder when James walked up to Harry, put a hand on his shoulder
and told him.
"My father is a fast runner."
Harry looked at him, confused and asked.
"What?"
Edward who had gained control of his laughter, looked at James and Harry,
somehow all three were looking the other two in the eyes at once, all three
felt an electrical shock, but remained quiet, unsure of what it was.
"He means, run!"
And Harry, being who he was, listened and ran.
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